The uninitiated can call me J or Jules, animus-possessed (struggling) Christian and criminally insane sex pest. Some people call me Yuriev, which I find blessedly hilarious. I am a U.S. expat and a generally ridiculous person; I cannot be assessed by normal means, so don't even try! (You'll need a Silph Scope for that...)

Pleased to make your acquaintance! And try not to take anything you see here too seriously.

My very very very most favorite person in the world is DS (myDearSister), also known as Sephi(ria). As of writing this, she now has her own website! (Because I helped her set it up, hehehe.) My own website would not exist without her gentle heart and its endless encouragement of my endeavors. Please give her a look.

I like exploring the intersection of/marriage between sex and horror in my writing, so expect to see a lot of that. I like "uncomfortable" and transgressive fiction, so I write a lot of it. When it comes to fanfiction, I'm more of a writer than a reader, but it comes in waves. Please don't spare me your recommendations!

Say what you will of/to me, but you're about 20 years too late to effectively modify my behavior. Your efforts are better spent elsewhere.

Below is a table of some of my favorite things (in no particular order). I originally had a "no personal information" policy on this site because I told myself it wasn't relevant, but since I'm trying to come out of my shell a bit more, I've decided to include it.

 Area(s) of study: 18th century (Euro) history, Biblical truth and (mostly Christian) theology, foreign languages (particularly Japanese), psychoanalysis, clinical hypnosis, and anything that anyone doesn’t want me to know about
 Character(s): Kotomine Kirei (husband eternal), VOLO (and Shirona, of course <3), Bakura Ryou, Marufuji Ryou, Uchiha Sasuke, Manjoume Jun (Chazzie <3), U.R.T.V. family, Sakisaka Fuminori, Saihara Shuichi... and certainly others
 Drink: whole milk, Assam tea, excessively sweet ice-blended coffee
 Franchise(s): Fate/series, Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh! (DM, GX, 5D's) , Xenogears, Xenosaga, APH, Pokémon, Digimon, (classic) Final Fantasy, various CLAMP properties, When They Cry (VNs only)
 Game console(s): o.g. PlayStation, Wii (incl. GameCube), GBA, DSi, PS Vita (incl. PSP)
 Language(s): Japanese (though German is a close second), Russian (in a weird way), English (meine Muttersprache is a beautiful language, albeit with dubious origins)
 Moe Point(s): dark hair, silver/white hair, ~special eyes~, religious fanaticism, trap, reverse newhalf, otouto (and imouto), mental instability, traumatized behavior, tsundere, himedere, etc.
 Music: industrial, power electronics, nu-metal, "classical" music (classical & baroque), '90s rave, techno, TRANCE, Eurobeat, '80s-'00s pop, "experimental" music, IDM, DnB, jungle, et al.
 Pastime(s): studying/learning (on my own terms), writing (esp. fanfiction), gaming, helping others, designing websites, drawing/painting, ROM hacking, various musical pursuits, etc.
 Pokémon: Quilava (among many, many others)... Pokémon world I owe you my life
 Ship(s): vlkr/vltr, CogiVolo, Pianoshipping (Shirona/Volo), Uchihacest (ItaSasu/SasuIta), Kingcrabshipping (Jack/Yusei), Thiefshipping (Bakura/Marik), KotoGil, etc.; ...more on the rest later
 Yu-Gi-Oh! card(s): Kaiser Dragon, Nightmare’s Steelcage, Red Eyes Black Dragon (et al.) ...too many to list